Tom of Finland 3 Piece Silicone Cock Ring Set - Blue

Just Check the Sizes...

Now I don't know just whom these were made for, but whoo boy, would I like to make their acquaintance. I was shopping for some other stuff, and picked these up largely on impulse. I'd been eyeing the brand for a while and decided it was finally time I took the plunge.

This is my fault but I did not look at the sizes. Who even knows their penile diameter off the top of their head? I was not in the mood to go work myself up just to find out, I need the darned things because I can't maintain an erection in the first place! It's a three pack I told myself, and I'm of relatively average girth, surely one will fit right? I was dead wrong!

They're well made and beautifully designed, but by light are they massive. The largest is literally the size of my wrist. The smallest can be slid all the way down to the base of my erection, never once touching my skin. There's nothing wrong with how they were constructed or packaged, other than that they honestly sized like novelty products. I hate to throw things away, so now they just sit forlorn in my bedside table, waiting for me to make acquaintance with someone that could actually wear them. If you happen to be very well endowed, this just may be the cock ring set for you, but honestly, slim chance.