King Cock Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup 9 Inch

King of Big Cock Fantasy

I have often wondered what it would be like to have a much larger cock in real life... but this fantasy was one that was pushed to the back of mind as I am in a long term one on one relationship with someone of "normal" size. I have seen similar larger dildos on lovehoney before and was frankly a very nervous excitement to know this bad boy was being shipped to me. I am NOT a sex toy newbie, I enjoy medium sized / larger rabbit toys and have used a couple 7 inch dildos... but the jump up to the king cock was (gulp) and big leap. First off the packing was simple with product name and photos on it. It emphasized the ability to bend the dildo and how to use the suction cup. There were no other instructions inside the packaging. The dildo was housed in a plastic packaging inside the box. There was a bit of "new toy" odor that was easily dissipated with a spritz of the 50 Shades Sex Toy Cleaner I purchased from lovehoney, but any cleaner should do the job with a good rinse off. First impression was excitement as I held this in my hand, it is HUGE and hefty, yet bendable and the seuction sup is very strong. I am not huge fan of super realistic dildos (I prefer fun colors) but it seemed to not bother me as much because the size was so huge. I found it easy to detach the suction cup from the bottom of the toy per the box instructions. But what came next could only be described as almost comedic. I literally could not figure out how to get the base off in order to insert batteries. My fingers actually hurt attempting to get the base off as I thought it was associated with the twist turn of the actual controls. It was NOT, instead I had to peek higher into the dildo itself and finally figured out it was a very fidgety twist that finally popped up to drop out the battery casing for 3 AAAs. To be honest the "initial mood" was dampened by this experience. The packaging should really explain this better. While it states this toy is waterproof I doubt this based on the battery compartment design. I would not submerge this toy, but I am sure it is water resistant. I could be wrong but I don;t want to ruin the toy, So just lubing up this dildo with my hands was a hell of an impression and started getting me back in the mood to give this a go. It is easy to twist the base to turn on the vibrator part, but be sure you have it aligned correctly with the suction cup if you are using it against a surface. I noticed the vibrations were not the strongest against my hands. I did warm myself up solo using a smaller insertable toy first. After I knew I was ready I utilized the suction cup to lower myself onto the toy. I used a LOT of water based lubricant with this toy. It was an incredible turn on to feel the stretch in order to even get the tip of this toy inside. I took my time getting more of it inside, it was some serious work to accommodate it and I was not able to get it all inside. Instead I just enjoyed the overly full feeling of what I could work in and then added my wand for a mind blowing orgasm. I also just enjoyed using this toy as something to grind on externally as it is movable on the suction cup and feels great. I prefer using this just as a dildo vs. depending on it as a vibrator as the vibrations were weak. While I think my eyes were a bit big in selecting this size, I am glad I had a turn with a fantasy sized cock like this. Clean up seemed easy a first, by spritzing in cleaner and rinsing again. But I did notice at the tip of the penis a realistic inset "hole" that I am concerned could harbor bacteria. I inserted a cotton swab with a cleaner wipe to be safe. This toy is so large I am not really sure the best way to store it so I placed in back in the box for now. In Summary: The size, is both a pro and a con depending on what you are seeking; This toy was a bit too large for me to use in regular rotation but will be a great fantasy use toy for sure. Vibrations are not very strong, it is is nice to have a bit of buzz factor is you seek that. The overall design of the battery box is a con to me, hard to use and does not seem water proof to me. I am also concerned about the top "hole" harboring bacteria potentially. "King of Cocks" as I now call it, will be part of my solo play when I am seeking to be really full or stretched in the future. This is not a beginner toy, so compare these dimensions to your current collection to determine if it is a good "fit" for your needs.

The king of all cocks

Upon receiving the King Cock from Lovehoney as a free tester I was shocked by the weight of the outer shipping box and wondered if they'd accidentally sent the wrong item. However upon opening the outer packaging I was presented with a box featuring a large image of what is an amazingly realistic looking toy featuring the King Cock name in large black letters and a description stating that it is a 10 inch toy also in fairly large print. I was initially confused as the toy I was being sent was supposed to be 9 inches but it turns out this is an indication of the insertable length whereas the packaging shows the total length including the balls. First things first, this is a big heavy toy and I wouldn't say it is for beginners, upon opening the box you can instantly see the thickness of the toy as well as the length. I was initially a bit unsure about it as it just looked so big, but I knew I had other toys supposedly the same length and some toys with a bigger girth than your average dildo so I got some out to compare, and sure enough it was comparable. I think the size of the balls and the suction cup attachment made it look much bigger. The material is quite soft but just beneath the surface the toy is pretty rigid, the outer material has a really nice feeling to it, smooth and soft but not too jelly like. It is also posable so you can add a little bend to it to target just the right spot! As for visuals this thing really does look like a big real cock just waiting to be ridden, it is quite a sight and I was excited to give it a try. Being a big toy you can't just apply a bit of lube and shove it in, I save my bigger toys for when I have time to fully indulge and play without the possibility of being disturbed. Luckily the day after it arrived everyone was out so I had a whole morning to explore. After settling into bed with some 'entertainment' on the TV I decided to warm up with some bullet toys to get properly in the mood and ready. After a while I couldn't resist any longer and decided to try inserting it. As I was in bed I removed the suction cup and decided to use it by hand. I applied a generous amount of water based lube and gently pressed the tip against myself. The tip and the first couple of inches went in no problem at all and the feeling of being stretched was amazing. I began to move it slowly in and out taking it ever so slightly deeper each time. It only took a few minutes and a little over half the length of the toy to bring me to an amazing orgasm. I removed the toy and had to lay back for a few minutes to recover, it was at this point I realised how much my wrist ached from the weight of the toy so I decided to explore the suction cup. As I was attaching the suction cup I suddenly realised I hadn't put any batteries in to try the vibrations, I quickly put in the AAA batteries and after a bit of a fight with the battery compartment twisted it on to see what they were like. The vibrations weren't as strong as I thought they might be and didn't spread throughout the whole toy due to its size, they were mainly focused just below the tip, it was also quite noisy (when not inserted). Luckily our bed frame has a fairly wide oak bar at the base which toys generally stick on to well and allow for a half standing, half kneeling sort of position. Attaching the toy I didn't think for a second it could hold the weight but it actually seemed to hold it pretty firm. After applying another generous helping of lube I got into position, grabbed the bullet vibe for some clitoral stimulation and began to slowly lower myself onto the toy. This time instead of moving it in and out I decided to just slowly lower myself until as much of the toy was inside me as possible, it took a few minutes, but when I felt the balls just touch against my outer lips and the fullness inside me it felt absolutely amazing, I barely had to move before having another amazing orgasm and as it passed I didn't stop, instead I slowly rode the length whilst using the bullet vibe on my clit and had my third powerful orgasm. After lifting myself off the toy I collapsed on the bed and was literally useless for about an hour. All in all this toy really surprised me, it's not the sort of thing you can grab for a quick good time but is well worth trying if you crave something thicker than the average toy, the only thing I would say is that the vibrations didn't really add anything for me so a non vibrating version would have been just as good.