Eroscillator Top Deluxe Soft Finger Combo - Extra Power

Overrated & Expensive

When I learned that I prefer pinpoint stimulation over broad stimulation from my toys, I started looking for recommendations for the best pinpoint toys from blogs and review sections. The Eroscillator kept coming up as a “must have” toy, but I was pretty hesitant. One, this is an expensive toy, and two, most reviews mention using only one, maybe two, of the provided attachments, so it seemed like I would be paying a lot of extra money for unwanted features.

Well, I eventually bought it as a gift to myself, and I am glad that I went with the upgraded Top Deluxe Soft Finger Combo - Extra Power model. I like and need power from my toys, so I almost exclusively use the third and strongest setting. However, I spend a lot of the time while using the Eroscillator wishing that there was a fourth setting, which isn’t a strong endorsement. So if you have genuine need for power, even the extra power model might not be enough for you.

To my surprise though, I actually enjoy most of the attachments. I don’t use the Ball and Cup or the French Legionnaire’s Mustache. Like many other reviews emphasize, the Soft Finger marshmallow attachment is a necessity.

The Eroscillator is kind of loud. Not as loud as a plug-in wand, but on the second and third setting the hum/buzz is unmistakable. Another potential drawback, especially at the price, is that the attachments aren’t made of silicone. It’s still listed as non-porous, but I would have like higher quality materials. The attachments are easy to clean.

Ultimately, I can’t say that I’m a fan of the Eroscillator. For me its just average and overpriced. It takes me a long time to orgasm with this toy, and the orgasms aren’t anything special. I’m not mad that I own it, but I don’t think I would purchase it again knowing what I know now. The Eroscillator is reserved for those lazy days when I don’t have a time limit, which are few and far between. So despite all of the attachments, ironically the Eroscillator just isn’t versatile enough. 3 stars.

Jackpot!

Power Rating: Powerful - Wow! Enough power for anyone and then some!

Noise Rating: Quiet - Buzzes discreetly.

Texture and material construction: Material is solid in construction and the attachments are durable. The switch to adjust intensity could be placed better and function easier so that the moment is not ruined when one has to say, "Wait! The speed needs to be adjusted!"

Review Details: Initially, by looks, I thought, “I guess this is why we waited so long to get this.” It’s not like any other product on the market. Initially stimulating for the first time. Once you play with the attachments and discover what works for your girly parts it is "mind altering!" Definitely my “go to” vibrator and preferred over all others. Multi orgasmic!

DON'T LET ITS LOOKS FOOL YOU!

Power Rating: Strong - Got me there without a problem.

Noise Rating: Quiet - Buzzes discreetly.

Texture and material construction: Solid hard plastic for the base, slightly softer flexible plastic for the attachments, and the Soft Finger is a nice squishy "elastomer" substance. Moustache attachment has very soft, fine bristles, like a smooth, small makeup brush. Overall feels and looks very durable, utilitarian, and everything is a metallic bronze color, but plastic. A long switch down the entire side of the base clicks solidly into position for 3 different power levels, and both the switch and base are easy to grip in use. 12 foot cord is the same color as the unit and plugs securely into the base, base can stand upright on a flat surface while plugged in.

Review Details: Yes, it's the famous and weird-looking Eroscillator! The power is strong but not as much as something like the We-Vibe Tango or Magic Wand original, but I find even I don't need quite as much power as usual because of the unique quality of the "oscillations", and I am a power queen generally. Traditional "vibrations" are rapid up-and-down motions, like a "pounding" or "thumping". Oscillation is a very fast side-to-side movement, more a "fluttering" or "shivering" motion, which I have always sought and loved when I could get it for as long as I have been masturbating. I always had trouble maintaining my focus long enough and my wrists and fingers would get sore/tired and I couldn't go fast enough- but the Eroscillator can. A lot faster. And it never gets tired, or heats up excessively. And because it is corded, I never have to worry about batteries or recharging either.

Eros can get me there much faster and with more satisfaction than anything else, and I never get sore or numb from it as can sometimes happen with the Almighty Tango. It's hard to describe the feel of "oscillations" as opposed to "vibrations"- they feel to me both gentler and yet somehow deeper and more powerful all at once than anything else I have ever tried, and are totally unique and wonderful.

Light pressure with the Eroscillator is most effective, pressing harder will dampen the side-to-side motion but even that is enjoyable to me as a gentler, but somehow "deeper" sensation. Eros is still the only vibrator on the market that "oscillates", you will not get this sensation from anything else. It is SO worth it to get the Soft Finger attachment (AKA the "marshmallow" on the net), even though it doesn't come with the basic package, this and the Grapes/Cockscomb attachment are my favorites. The Cockscomb is a long, narrow ridge that is great for pinpoint stimulation, the Grapes side is good for that too but a little more diffuse.

I also like the Seven Pearls when I want very pinpoint stimulation on only a tiny spot. The narrow Cockscomb slips neatly between my thick labia and finds my buried clitoris easily, usually I have to hold my labia open to touch a vibe to my clitoris since I am a big girl and I have big labia. I still have to do that a little with the Eroscillator, but it's much easier. The only attachment missing in the Soft Finger package is the "G-Point", which is designed to be used vaginally, I don't have that yet but maybe soon.

There are 2 different Eroscillators, the original (now called the 2-Plus) is a little cheaper but the Top Deluxe (this one) is the one I have and I have heard that it has approximately 30% more maximum power than the 2-Plus. Both Eroscillators have 3 power levels and a large switch on the easy-grip base to quickly change levels. The cord is a generous 12 feet long, so it should reach just about anywhere you need it to and you can move around with Eros without yanking the cord out of the wall by accident. Eros is big, and unwieldy, and a bit noisy depending on the attachment, but it can be used during partner sex if held correctly since the attachments are small even though the base is bulky.

As for sound, it isn't silent as advertised but with the door closed you will be fine, and again the Magic Wand is a lot louder. And yes, Eros is kinda ugly when you first see it, it came out around 1996 and hasn't changed since, other than a few more attachments and the power upgrade to the Top Deluxe. But who cares how it looks when you're quivering in ecstasy? Be very careful when cleaning, you can submerge and scrub the attachments in warm soapy water but the base isn't waterproof (hello it's electric!), so I would only use toy cleaning wipes on the base and no water AT ALL, I wouldn't take any chances with a toy this expensive. Also I'm pretty sure the attachments will melt/deform if you tried to boil them, so no sharing without a condom. One of the attachments is supposed to be designed for anal (the Seven Pearls) but I would worry it might snap off if not firmly attached to the base, and if that happens you will lose it up there. I am not into anal so I didn't try it.

If you take proper care of your Eroscillator it should last many years. It's a good idea to get your own bag for it so you can store the attachments and cord all together with the machine. The Eros comes with a stupid, ridiculous, absolutely useless plastic pouch that barely fits all the pieces and has only a dumb flap that doesn't stay put for closure, which for this price is absolutely abysmal.

Also terrible is that you can buy the official "designer" bag for the Eroscillator (the "Golden Pouch") for an extra $150 (wtf?!!) which is bright metallic gold and covered with hearts and cupids, (soo not my style, ugh) not subtle if you are traveling with it and certainly not cheap, especially if you are already spending $200+ on the Eroscillator itself. ** But a good sized makeup bag or simple travel pouch designed for toiletries will work well, just make sure it's at least 10 inches long and with soft sides for a little stretch, so the base will fit. As long as the base fits it should be big enough to hold everything, even the cord. I bought a plain black zippered makeup bag at a local drug store for 17.99 I think, it holds everything and there's some extra room for a few more toys which will be handy when traveling!

I am a power queen and I have no problem getting off with the Eroscillator Top Deluxe even though it is not quite as powerful as most toys I prefer, and it was worth every penny! Its goofy looks have grown on me too.. it has a "steampunk" look that is pretty cool. If you have the money, and you don't require a jackhammer to your clitoris to have an orgasm, you will love this ugly duckling. The Eroscillator, like the (Hitachi) Magic Wand, is a legend for a reason. Because it WORKS. Period. **EDITOR’S NOTE: The reviewer is referring to a special gold-plated version in which the Eroscillator is gold-plated and comes with the designer case. The gold-plated version is not being reviewed here.