Louisiana Lounger Inflatable Thrusting Sex Toy Machine

Wow

So the other half went out for the night and I pumped this bad boy up for some fun on my own. Wow! I honestly don't think I need men anymore, haha! My legs were shaking after using this, I couldn't walk properly to the toilet, lol. Amazing feeling, great for anal, I can't wait to use it again. Fab!

There are no words

Wow... just wow! First-time user of a machine like this and thoroughly enjoyed it, gave us the opportunity to be more adventurous and more inventive. The only thing I would change would be for the thrust to be more powerful when climaxing occurs as it tends to struggle a little. Overall, a great piece of kit that packs down effectively and doesn't look too obvious if left up (without the thrust part obviously!). Took the weight of me and my partner quite comfortably (we are on the 'curvy' side) and was extremely comfortable. Think this is going to be well used!

So that's an orgasm

I ordered this two days ago. It came yesterday and I couldn't find the chance to experiment with it until... 20 minutes ago. I ordered the 8 batteries from Lovehoney, so I didn't have to go the shop, thanks to the previous reviews for saying it didn't come with batteries as I would have assumed it plugged in or something, but nope! 8 big batteries! I was extremely nervous about spending so much money on a sex toy and I had concerns about my neighbours hearing it since it is incredibly noisy. Setting it up was a horror show, I literally drew blood. I have a couple of cuts on my fingers (from the box) and two broken nails (getting the pump sorted). I also have cramp in my arms and legs from having to blow it up, which took me an hour... Getting into the correct position was also tricky. I don't think I blew it up enough but that didn't matter and when it got going. OMG it got going. Using this toy has made me realise I have NEVER orgasmed properly before. When you're doing solo play it's hard to keep going when you start to spasm or it gets too intense or starts to hurt. This didn't make me spasm, it didn't get too intense and it didn't hurt! This toy kept going as I was orgasming. Everything got soaked, tears were rolling down my face and it lasted 30 SECONDS! I didn't even know that was possible! I felt like I was going to die. It was so worth the investment! (I suggest attempting it with the Womanizer Starlet, too!)

Fantastic fun

As a solo male, bi curious, I was looking for the next thrill for when I was alone and had some free time. Great quality and fair price. Although it’s a little bit loud, it’s so much fun and feels so so good. Would recommend to anyone who’s looking for some hardcore fun, anal or vaginal. Kinky and makes you go harder than ever before.

Well worth the money

The product is very discreetly packaged. Once opened, I immediately inflated it, we couldn't believe how big it is, but because it is inflatable its easy to inflate and deflates just as fast. All attachments take the same battery, however if you don't want the attachment to vibrate, don't put a battery in. I found it very satisfying as my husband watched me use it. The only bad thing is the attachments screw on and don't seem to line up perfectly square on, however, you can position yourself to accommodate this. The speed it pumps at seems perfect to me and the vibrations from the attachments are strong even when used as toys on their own. If you're messy like I am, it's so simple to wipe clean.

So angry, -t's like a selfish guy who is bad at foreplay

What a waste of money! Supposed to be for pleasure but will make you more frustrated than no sex at all which is what you'll have with this. Ruined our night. Woman pictured but no woman wants to be fucked like a jackrabbit from go, which is its' only speed. ONE HORRIBLE THUMPING LOUD SPEED!!! Then, it appears to have more options with the three dildos pictured, they are different sizes and shapes but can only be screwed into the machine in a particular angle and not the one we like, which is extra horrible with the curved one. They operate at different vibrational speeds but only when they aren't attached to the THRUSTER which isn't very helpful at all. You have to take the battery out to make them stop vibrating whilst attached to the thrusted so they are on or off while attached and obviously switching with batteries is really fiddly. There's something wrong with the purple dildo where the batteries don't fit in their tube. one is stuck inside which I suppose I'll never get back. Ah yeah, costs about £60 in batteries to use too..I'm so angry that someone has wasted my time and money like this that the review is just confusing I'm sure. I feel like this was made by a man who thinks this is what women want and is painfully wrong. Pun intended. Honestly I don't know any man that want to be drilled like this either. My tall girlfriend can't fit on it without her head hanging off uncomfortably and like other (hidden), reviewers remark it kills the mood in set up and is too big to leave laying around.

Amazing sex machine

The Louisiana lounger is a great, fun machine for a really good price. This was our first sex machine purchase and its a great place to start. Its comfortable and the seat is roomy enough to feel stable, which you will need to be because it really thrusts!! Easy to inflate, deflates quickly and isn't to bulky to store after the fun is had! (ours is hidden easily in the bottom of our wardrobe).Only downsides are there are no speed control settings, so you have to brace yourself to start as it really goes for it! Its also pretty loud, we save it for when we have a free house!Overall a great purchase for our first sex machine and are looking forward to upgrading at some point for one of the more expensive ones.

Great fun

This peice of furniture is just as advertised, in my opinion excellent value for money. Firstly it arrived promptly and discretely which is great, however it needs both AA and C size batteries which I didn't see so was disappointed they weren't included or highlighted as being used. The footpump included made setting it up straightforward, about 20mins. The toy itself hit the spot and did just what I wanted, feels robust and sturdy enough. Would like the option of differing speeds and also it is noisy! However st the price a great bit of fun and something different to try

So disappointed

I was so happy to try this it and then so disappointed in many ways. Firstly the thing takes forever to pump up, they really should have an electric pump. Last thing you want to do when you're in the mood is spend 15 minutes on it and knackering yourself out before you start). I was hoping that because you can remove the motor part you could use it without the bed but due to the weight of the battery this isn't really doable.Secondly I think unless you are 4ft tall there is no support for your head (I had to place a large bean bag on the top end). Thirdly, I felt like I was being punished and not in a good way, the one setting is crazy and I worked myself up (if you know what I mean) before using it and edged myself slowly into it too. I didn't want something gentle but this is on another level. I wouldn't be surprised if this causes some women physical injuries, I am certainly in pain.

This could have been amazing, but it is not

Me and my wife was so looking forward to using this for a fantasy threesome night, sadly this does not work, no power in the motor, slow and keeps stopping, total waste of time.Really good idea, looks good, but like I say it does not work. If it could be ran on the mains and the motor had more power, I could stop it running with my little finger, if only this was more thought about it would have been great, but now it is going to be returning back to Lovehoney, from a very disappointed husband and wife. We sooooo wished this product worked ????